Ultimate Bargain

 📌ultimate bargain.        

A Man telephones a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction.

Dentist: Rs 850 Sir.

Man : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don't you have anything cheaper?

Dentist: That's the normal charge, Sir.

Man: What if you don't use any anesthetic?

Dentist: That's unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 150.

Man : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic?

Dentist: Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 400.

Man: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn?

Dentist: It'll be good for the students but quite traumatic. I will charge you Rs 50 for it.

Man: Now you're talking! Ok, it's a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?

Very True

 Very True Saying ..

"नींद तो बचपन में आती थी ,

अब तो बस थक कर सो जाते है ।"

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko

ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki

“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…

Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

Awesome Jokes

1.Aftr Drinking:

Men talk Unnecessarily,

Become Emotional,

Drive Badly,

Stop Thinking,

Fight for Nothing,

Women Can do all this Without Drinking!!!

Natural Talent....!!!

 2.

A couple never fought in 25 years.

A friend asked: how did you make it possible?

Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down.

She got up and patted the horse's back and said this is your 1st time

After a while it happened again and my wife said this your 2nd time ,

when it happened 3rd time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse..!

I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.

She gave me a grave look and said this is your 1st time!

And since then we have never fought.

Swarag Maa ki Charno mein

 एक टीचर ने मजाक में बच्चो से कहा

जो बच्चा कल स्वर्ग से मिट्टी लायेगा, मैं

उसे इनाम दूँगी..!

अगले दिन टीचर क्लास में सब बच्चों से

पूछती है.

क्या कोई बच्चा मिट्टी लाया?

सारे बच्चे खामोश रहते हैं...

एक बच्चा उठकर टीचर के पास जाता है

और कहता है,

लीजिये मैडम, मैं लाया हूँ स्वर्ग से

मिट्टी..!

टीचर उस बच्चे को डांटते हुए कहती है;

मुझे बेवकूफ़ समझता है..कहाँ से लाया है ये

मिट्टी..?

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.

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रोते रोते बच्चा बोला -" मेरी माँ के

पैरों के नीचे से.......!!

A msg from a wife:

A msg from a wife:

Once I had to walk on a bridge. It was very high and I got scared. I saw my better half on the other side, and called him for help, but he didn't come. He said he was busy with something more important and I should learn to manage my way.

I felt bad but with tears somehow I managed and crossed the bridge.

There... I saw him holding the end of the broken bridge..!

Sometimes you think why your husband is keeping quiet. He may not help you to cross the bridge... But he might be holding the broken bridge for you when you lost trust on ur strength ..!!

That's a HUSBAND........ Pass it to all those who believe in these words & who admire the silent support and guidance

Killer shayaris......

 Killer shayaris.......

Using ur brain is strictly & very strictly prohibited..

1) Na jaan Na pehchaan,

Tu mera mehmaan,

And the award goes to A.R.Rehman

 🎼..

2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,

Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,

Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber

📊..

3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari,

Dial 139 for railway enquiry...

🚋🚋

4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,

The number you are trying is currently switched off

..

5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,

Naya godrej powder hair dye,

Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..

6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,

Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK

..

7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,

Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,

Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu...

8) Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,

Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,

LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan...

9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,

BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna

....

10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,

Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala

..!!

11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,

Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,

Asali Masale Sach Sach

MDH.....MDH ...!!

12) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,

Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,

Didi Tera Devar Deewana..

13) Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega

Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!!

😛😛😛

HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:

HUSBAND SENT AN SMS TO WIFE:

Thanks for making my life wonderful

and being a part of my life. What

ever I am is only because of u, u r

my angel thanks for coming in my

life and making it worth living.

You're Great.

SHE REPLIED : pee li na ? Ab chup

chap ghar aa jao..

DARO MAT..

KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..! !

Husband: Thank you.