21st Century interesting facts

 WELCOME TO THE 📍 21ST CENTURY!!! 📍 *Our Phones ~  Wireless *Cooking ~ 📛 Fireless  *Cars ~ Keyless  Food ~  Fatless  Tyres ~ ⚪ Tubeless *Dress ~  Sleeveless 👬👬 Youth ~  Jobless *Leaders ~  Shameless  Relationships ~ 👥 Meaningless *Attitude ~ 👤 Careless  Feelings ~  Heartless  Education ~ ✖ Valueless  Children ~ 🔻Mannerless Everything is becoming  LESS but still our hopes are 🔛 endless Interesting thing about Thursday in 2013. 4/4/2013 Thursday 6/6/2013 Thursday 8/8/2013 Thursday 10/10/2013 Thursday 12/12/2013 Thursday. Jo calendr 1991 ka tha, ............ wahi,,, Calendar 2013 ka hai, Date & Day even Festivals are same, Kaun kehta hai, Ki, ................ Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??. I hope, I am the first to inform u... Enjoy the year of 1991 in 2013....! So We are back in the 90s..... GDP is back to 5%, Dalmiya is back in BCCI, Murthy is back in Infosys, Nawaz Sharif is back in Pakistan, Madhuri is back in bollywood & Sanjay Dutt is back in Jail....k  Market me naya aaya hai....frwd karo phatta phatt.

Hindi jokes different tensions for Husband & wife

पति-पत्नी रात में बिस्तर पर खामोशी से लेटे हुए... . आपस में कोई बात नहीं... . पत्नी के मन की चिंताएं... . १. ये मुझसे बात क्यों नहीं कर रहे ?? २. क्या अब मैं पहले जैसी खूबसूरत नहीं रही ?? ३. कहीं मेरा वजन तो नही बढ़ गया ?? ४. कहीं मेरे चेहरे की झुर्रियों पर इनका ध्यान ना गया हो ?? ५. कहीं इनके जीवन में कोई और तो नहीं आ गई ?? ६. कहीं ये मेरी रोज की कच-कच से तंग तो नहीं आ गये?? . . . . पति के मन की चिंता.... . १. ये धोनी ने इशांत शर्मा को ओवर क्यूँ दिया

Joke of the Month

BF aur GF dono hass rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai. BF : Kya hai? GF : Kuch nahi BF : Batao na kuch hua? GF : Kuch nahi. BF : Bata bhi do? GF : Arrey wo hasste hasste meri thodi tatti nikal gayi....

Why Beautiful girls doesn't study??

Khub surat ladkiya kam padhai karte hai.......... . . . Kyun????? . . . . . . . . . ....... . . . . . Kyun ki wo janti hai ki duniya ki kisi na kisi kone mein, koi na koi Ladka uske liye, IAS, Doctor ya engineer, CA ban rahaa hoga .

Santa photograhy

Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke: "Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja RaheHo? . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..

Karwa Chauth funny messages

Karwa-Chauth ki Subah Wife uth ke aarti krne lagi....... Hursband- Subah Subah ki rola paya h ye???? Wife- sota reh kanjaraa,tera hi syapa krne lag hu...Happy Karwa Chauth... 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸 Happy Karwa Chauth funny SMS :-Sabhi Married Bhaiyo ko yeh suchit Kiya jata hai,ki Karwa Chauth ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam le,Becoz Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnaak Hoti hai...Happy Karwa Chauth... 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾 यह औरतें भी बहुत अजीब हैं!364 दिन पुरुषों को जीने नहीं देतीं… फिर एक दिन का “करवा-चौथ” का व्रत रखकर, पुरुषों को मरने भी नहीं देतीं! HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH 

Don't Watch cricket with your Wife

A couple  watching an IPL  match on the TV  together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother. Husband:  He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee  Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta  Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.  Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV . Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ 😅😅😅 Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife:  Don’t you dare disturb me. 😆😆😆 Husband: 