21st Century interesting facts

 WELCOME TO THE 📍 21ST CENTURY!!! 📍 *Our Phones ~  Wireless *Cooking ~ 📛 Fireless  *Cars ~ Keyless  Food ~  Fatless  Tyres ~ ⚪ Tubeless *Dress ~  Sleeveless 👬👬 Youth ~  Jobless *Leaders ~  Shameless  Relationships ~ 👥 Meaningless *Attitude ~ 👤 Careless  Feelings ~  Heartless  Education ~ ✖ Valueless  Children ~ 🔻Mannerless Everything is becoming  LESS but still our hopes are 🔛 endless Interesting thing about Thursday in 2013. 4/4/2013 Thursday 6/6/2013 Thursday 8/8/2013 Thursday 10/10/2013 Thursday 12/12/2013 Thursday. Jo calendr 1991 ka tha, ............ wahi,,, Calendar 2013 ka hai, Date & Day even Festivals are same, Kaun kehta hai, Ki, ................ Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??. I hope, I am the first to inform u... Enjoy the year of 1991 in 2013....! So We are back in the 90s..... GDP is back to 5%, Dalmiya is back in BCCI, Murthy is back in Infosys, Nawaz Sharif is back in Pakistan, Madhuri is back in bollywood & Sanjay Dutt is back in Jail....k  Market me naya aaya hai....frwd karo phatta phatt.

Hindi jokes different tensions for Husband & wife

पति-पत्नी रात में बिस्तर पर खामोशी से लेटे हुए... . आपस में कोई बात नहीं... . पत्नी के मन की चिंताएं... . १. ये मुझसे बात क्यों नहीं कर रहे ?? २. क्या अब मैं पहले जैसी खूबसूरत नहीं रही ?? ३. कहीं मेरा वजन तो नही बढ़ गया ?? ४. कहीं मेरे चेहरे की झुर्रियों पर इनका ध्यान ना गया हो ?? ५. कहीं इनके जीवन में कोई और तो नहीं आ गई ?? ६. कहीं ये मेरी रोज की कच-कच से तंग तो नहीं आ गये?? . . . . पति के मन की चिंता.... . १. ये धोनी ने इशांत शर्मा को ओवर क्यूँ दिया

Joke of the Month

BF aur GF dono hass rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai. BF : Kya hai? GF : Kuch nahi BF : Batao na kuch hua? GF : Kuch nahi. BF : Bata bhi do? GF : Arrey wo hasste hasste meri thodi tatti nikal gayi....

Why Beautiful girls doesn't study??

Khub surat ladkiya kam padhai karte hai.......... . . . Kyun????? . . . . . . . . . ....... . . . . . Kyun ki wo janti hai ki duniya ki kisi na kisi kone mein, koi na koi Ladka uske liye, IAS, Doctor ya engineer, CA ban rahaa hoga .

Santa photograhy

Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke: "Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja RaheHo? . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..

Karwa Chauth funny messages

Karwa-Chauth ki Subah Wife uth ke aarti krne lagi....... Hursband- Subah Subah ki rola paya h ye???? Wife- sota reh kanjaraa,tera hi syapa krne lag hu...Happy Karwa Chauth... 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸 Happy Karwa Chauth funny SMS :-Sabhi Married Bhaiyo ko yeh suchit Kiya jata hai,ki Karwa Chauth ke din Savdhani aur Dhiraj Se kaam le,Becoz Bhuki Sherni Jyada Khatarnaak Hoti hai...Happy Karwa Chauth... 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾 यह औरतें भी बहुत अजीब हैं!364 दिन पुरुषों को जीने नहीं देतीं… फिर एक दिन का “करवा-चौथ” का व्रत रखकर, पुरुषों को मरने भी नहीं देतीं! HAPPY KARWA CHAUTH 

Don't Watch cricket with your Wife

A couple  watching an IPL  match on the TV  together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother. Husband:  He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee  Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta  Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit.  Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV . Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ 😅😅😅 Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife:  Don’t you dare disturb me. 😆😆😆 Husband: 

Indian songs meaning

BIMAARI In Bollywood Style.. 1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER. 2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK 3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY. 4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND. 5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS. 6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole=MIRGI. 7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSEMOTION.! 😛

For those who doesn't know Punjabi's

Syaapa- A one word definition of any disaster ############# Tastiest meal on earth- Langar ?????????????????? The one thing that brings a smile on every Punjabi's face - Rajma Chawal ???????????????????? Punjabi Fitness mantra- One bottle a day, keeps the doctor away ??????????????????? Being 'LOUD' is our birth right, and we shall have it! ???????????? Its never 'Haaan', its always 'Hanji'! ???????????????? You know you are a punjabi when your grandmom thinks you are 'very kamzor (weak)' even when you are over weight. ??????????????????? Any conversation between two Punjabis for more than 15 minutes can only be about different brands of whisky. ?????????????????? There's always that one uncle who will dance with a glass on his head after a few pegs at every party! ??????????????????? You can take a Punjabi out of Punjab, But you cannot take Punjab out of a Punjabi! ???????????????????? Our families are often so loud when they're happy , people think we're fighting ! ????????????????? The 5 P's of Punjabiness- Parantha, Paisa, Peg, Parshad, Pinni ( kind of a laddu with lots of dryfruits) ???????????????????? We specialize in the art of earning 1 Rs and spending Rs 1.5 ! ??????????????????? Our Biggest Tensions- When to eat ? What to eat ? With whom to eat? ??????????????????? 'Kal se daruu band aur dieting shuru'- Things we say everyday! ??????????????????, Punjabi after 6 pegs- 'Doosra hai yaar' ! ??????????????????? BBBBRRRRUUUAAAHH !!!

No can beat Girls super Joke

Two girlzz were playing chess (joke doesn't end here) . . . girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai. . girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda. . The joke doesn't end here either:O . . . Phir waha ek ladka aata hai. . Boy: Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai. both girlzz: Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge. . . . Boy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela. . both girl:Pfir bhi hum haar jayenge . Boy :Okay, mai left hand se khelunga. . . . both girlzz: Haan. yupee Phir thik hai. D The joke still doesn't end. . . . Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se chala jata hai. girl 1: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne. girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ): Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume. . . . . girl1: Kaise? girl 2: Saala lefty hi hoga.....

Rajnikant New jokes

New ...in market...... RAJNIKANT UNLIMITED People Update Status Via BlackBerry, iPhone, iPad, Etc.. Rajnikant Updates Status Via Calculator... Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying.. Maalik Se Sawdhan! Once Rajnikant Decided To Race With Time.. & The Result Is Time Is Still Running Galileo used 'Lamp' to Study, Graham bell used 'Candle' to study, Shakshpeare studied in 'Street lights' But ..... Do u know about Rajnikant......???? Only Agarbatti When Rajnikant was a student! You can't guess this one... Teachers used to bunk! While playing once Rajnikant said "statue" to a girl... Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty" Once Rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the match. One day Rajnikant had gone for morning walk & in afternoon police arrstd him.. WHY? Bcoz he reachd USA witout the VISA. Why did british leave India in 1947? Bcoz. they came to know Rajnikant was going to be born in 1948... This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET..."

Qualities of Indians

Qualities of Indians 1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to ussme Pani daalo n ek baar aur use karlo 2. Toothpaste ko tab taq use karo jab taq ussko pura nichod naa loo 3. Ghar me showcase me China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye use karo 4. Gold khardina ek gram bi nai, par Gold k rates ki bahot chinta hai apne ko 5. TV k remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par ussme nayi batteries nai lagayenge 6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite kia ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taqi waha party me jee bhar k daba sake 7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to usse night dress bana lo, jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye to use Holi me use karo, Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo 8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, Oregano n Chilli maango taqi usse baad me ghar me use kar sake Aur Sabse Important 9. PaniPuri Khaane k baad, payment karne k baad free Sukha Puri aur Pani to Birth Right Hai . 

Wife's are great

Wife: khane main kya banau? Husband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi? Wife: jo aap kaho Husband: dal chawal bana lo Wife: subah hi toh khaye the Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo Wife: bachche nahi khayenge Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai Husband: egg bhurji bana lo Wife: aaj thursday hai Husband: paranthe? Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye Husband: kadhi chawal? Wife: dahi nahi hai Husband: idly sambhar?  Wife: time lagega...pehle bolna tha na!! Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se Husband: pasta? Wife: loose motions ho ge to?? Husband: bhindi bhujia n roti Wife: bhindi kaatne me tym lgta h Husband: fruit salad 🍒🍏hi kha lete h, Wife: raat me fir se bhukh lg gi to?? Husband: baked veg...???😶 Wife: microwave kharab pada h... Husband:khichdi hi bana do"!"!! Wife: cooker dhula ni h. Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?😯 Wife: jo aap bolo

Budha Budhi story

"Budha Budhi ki kahani"({{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}) 1 budha aaya,, 7 me 1 budhiya laya  Hotel me ja kar  waiter ko bulaya  Dono ne apna-apna order mangwaya  Pehle budhe ne khaya  Budhiya ne bill chukaya  💵 Phir budhiya ne khaya  Budhe ne bill chukaya  💵 Ye dekh  waiter ka sar chakraya 💫💫 Wo unke paas aaya aur bola..!!   Jab tum dono me itna pyar hai  to khana 1 sath Q nahi khaya  Is par budhe ne farmaya  "JAANI"Tera sawal to nek hai  Par hamre pass daanto ka set sirf ek hai.😬

If Your wife wants to buy Gold

wife:Aaj kal tyohar ka mausam chal raha hai... choti moti gold ki cheez hi le do... Husband went out and bought "CHOTI GOLD FLAKE" 

This also can happen sometimes

Maan lo aap bus 🚎me safar kar rahe ho.Aapke pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai.Itteffak se gaana 🎼🎼 jhor se baj raha hai. Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly tarike se gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue gas 🎼🎼🎼 release kr di taki kisi Ki b PTA na chale. Bt Jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor😤 rahe hai Aur Achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki . . . . . .. Gaana 🎼to aapne Headphone par Chalya tha..! 😀😆😆😆

Management in India without MBA

1 bhikari ko rs.100 mile vo 5 star hotel me gya  or pet bharke khana khaya🍕🍗🍖 phir rs.3000 ka bill aaya usne manager se bola, paise nai he manager ne usko police 🚔🚔 k havale kr dia...bhikhari ne police ko rs.100 diye or chut gya...😀😛 isko bolte he financial management widout MBA..... in India.....😀

Never expact from HR for salary increment

All salary wale ppl must read this:----- After 2 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation. So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." I was shocked to hear this !!!, but the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place. Manager: How many days are there in a year? Me: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: How many hours make up a day? Me: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do u work in a day? Me: 10am to 6pm (i.e 8 hours a day.) Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours? Me: 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third). Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days? Me: 122 (1/3 x 366=122 days) Manager: Do u come to work on weekends? Me: No sir. Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have? Me: 18 days. Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining? Me: 4 days. Manager: Do u work on Republic Day? Me: No sir! Manager: Do u come to work on Independance Day? Me: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Me: 2 days Sir! Manager: Do u come to work on New Years Day? Me: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Me: 1 day sir! Manager: Do u work on Diwali ? Me: No Sir! Manager: So how many days are left? Me: None Sir! Manager: So what r u claiming? Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! (HR-HIGH RISK.) . . . So, How many days do you work ?

Sabse bada Rupayia

This one is too good !!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother: Son I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father. Son: Mum, what rubbish! How am I to deal with this? Mother: I am sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.. 'cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever. Son: No i am speaking to no one. My dad is the only father i know and so will that be. Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him. Son: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind! Phone: Morning Son, I am Mukesh Ambani. I am your real father. Son: Maa ki Aaaannkkhhh... Dad! Dad! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! Luv u so much Dad!!!! I always knew there was something special about me.. Thank you soooo much mum. You are the best mum in d world!" Moral: Na Biwi Na Bachha ; Na Baap Bada Na Bhaiya ; The Whole thing is dat ki bhaiya Sabse Bada Rupaiya..

Donate your eyes

A superb line written on a hospital board if you still want to see hot girls even after your death, DONATE YOUR EYES.

Indian Movies Mistakes

It can happen only in Indian Movies  Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September! u all may know that............. Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........  Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.  Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person. It can happen because that scene was very emotional..  Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.  Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways................. International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi   ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed..  In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years.  dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute ." N last one is an epic  "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village..andDharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide. Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar kya Thakur chadta tha?????? 🔵

Wifes Facts

Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta... . . . . . . . . . Hakim: Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!  Biwi ki awesome Kathaayein  🔄 Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 😇 🔄 Law of equality 💠 The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞  🔄 Wife = Where R u.? Husband ?= I'm At "Bank". Wife = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For new Cell Phone ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new shoes?, 4000?? for new purse?, 8000?? for my new cosmetics Husband ? = Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank "KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ?"?? 🔄 Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"......!! 🔄 Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge? .😕 .😴 . .😦 .😧 .😟 .😶 .😐 .😇 Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..😆😆 🔄 Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. 🔄 Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha- Kya Gift Dun?? Hubby:- Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!! Wife:- (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. 🔄 I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by duckworth lewis method 🔄 Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. -------------🙋 🔄 Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband, in the next life.?.. Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge! ----------- Being married is like giving . . . . . "Your own Supari".. 

Tortoise and Rabbit new story

��Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote an entrance exam, ��Tortoise got 80%, Rabbit got 81%. Both went 4 admission to an engineering college, Cut off needed was 85%. ��Rabbit didn't get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.�� How?�� . . . . . . . . . . . . ��U remember when we were in the 1st std the tortoise won a race. Sports quota 5% marks extra :-�� tortois rocks��..... U r shocked..

Funny profile at Shaadi .com

U HAVE TO READ THIS LOL.... These are actual profiles from shaadi.com, hilarious they are... Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail..  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework. (Can smbdy plz explain What Homework???)  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I want a boy with no drinks. If he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast. (by not wearing his jeans? What the hell...! ) 😛 ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH. I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE, 1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD. 2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION 3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (I am loughing {laughing})  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom, and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp. (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants A LAMP ? ?)  ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok? (the 'Ok-syndrome' K K)  ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ I am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & Mother. sister completely married (somebody please explain how to get married ‘completely'?)  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My name is farhanbegum, and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (Heights of desperation! )  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ i am kanandevi. i do own businas. one sistar. he was marred. (“1 sistar…he was marred”. I’m dead…) 😵 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service. (Is she a Zebra..???) 