Wife's are great

Wife: khane main kya banau? Husband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi? Wife: jo aap kaho Husband: dal chawal bana lo Wife: subah hi toh khaye the Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo Wife: bachche nahi khayenge Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai Husband: egg bhurji bana lo Wife: aaj thursday hai Husband: paranthe? Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye Husband: kadhi chawal? Wife: dahi nahi hai Husband: idly sambhar?  Wife: time lagega...pehle bolna tha na!! Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se Husband: pasta? Wife: loose motions ho ge to?? Husband: bhindi bhujia n roti Wife: bhindi kaatne me tym lgta h Husband: fruit salad 🍒🍏hi kha lete h, Wife: raat me fir se bhukh lg gi to?? Husband: baked veg...???😶 Wife: microwave kharab pada h... Husband:khichdi hi bana do"!"!! Wife: cooker dhula ni h. Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?😯 Wife: jo aap bolo