Wifes Facts

Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta... . . . . . . . . . Hakim: Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!  Biwi ki awesome Kathaayein  🔄 Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 😇 🔄 Law of equality 💠 The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞  🔄 Wife = Where R u.? Husband ?= I'm At "Bank". Wife = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For new Cell Phone ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new shoes?, 4000?? for new purse?, 8000?? for my new cosmetics Husband ? = Sorry , I mean I am at Blood bank "KHOON PIYEGI KHOON ?"?? 🔄 Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click "I Agree"......!! 🔄 Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge? .😕 .😴 . .😦 .😧 .😟 .😶 .😐 .😇 Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..😆😆 🔄 Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. 🔄 Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha- Kya Gift Dun?? Hubby:- Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!! Wife:- (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. 🔄 I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by duckworth lewis method 🔄 Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. -------------🙋 🔄 Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband, in the next life.?.. Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge! ----------- Being married is like giving . . . . . "Your own Supari".. 