For those who doesn't know Punjabi's

Syaapa- A one word definition of any disaster ############# Tastiest meal on earth- Langar ?????????????????? The one thing that brings a smile on every Punjabi's face - Rajma Chawal ???????????????????? Punjabi Fitness mantra- One bottle a day, keeps the doctor away ??????????????????? Being 'LOUD' is our birth right, and we shall have it! ???????????? Its never 'Haaan', its always 'Hanji'! ???????????????? You know you are a punjabi when your grandmom thinks you are 'very kamzor (weak)' even when you are over weight. ??????????????????? Any conversation between two Punjabis for more than 15 minutes can only be about different brands of whisky. ?????????????????? There's always that one uncle who will dance with a glass on his head after a few pegs at every party! ??????????????????? You can take a Punjabi out of Punjab, But you cannot take Punjab out of a Punjabi! ???????????????????? Our families are often so loud when they're happy , people think we're fighting ! ????????????????? The 5 P's of Punjabiness- Parantha, Paisa, Peg, Parshad, Pinni ( kind of a laddu with lots of dryfruits) ???????????????????? We specialize in the art of earning 1 Rs and spending Rs 1.5 ! ??????????????????? Our Biggest Tensions- When to eat ? What to eat ? With whom to eat? ??????????????????? 'Kal se daruu band aur dieting shuru'- Things we say everyday! ??????????????????, Punjabi after 6 pegs- 'Doosra hai yaar' ! ??????????????????? BBBBRRRRUUUAAAHH !!!